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The Orleans Hotel & Casino


SERVICE & TRANSITIONS -- 👎 poor $28 early checkin fee before 2pm (overpriced & not worth it).

Front desk is pleasant (better customer service than the lifeless Gold Coast Casino Hotel).

So many elevator lifts but somehow still inconvenient & take ages to arrive... opening to grimly lit halls.

The NOLA gimmick is cute in places, but mostly tacky.

MVP employees: The hilarious valet boyz ✨


ROOM (strip view king) -- 👎 poor

First impression: Dingy & dusty.

Turnover was questionable bc this couch had a really 'stale' odor & the room just didn't feel clean.

Dimensions were comfortably spacious for two, with sufficient tabletop space & other furnishings to sit on.

Strip view was lackluster.


BED -- 👎 meh

Pillows were unpleasant due to a weak fill & lopsided shape.

Sheets had an awful texture and could use a real comforter.

The Sealy mattress did not shine under the conditions...


BATH -- 👎 poor

Just plain weird.

Why are hangers & the ice bucket setup in here???  Crazy.

An unusual location to designate for storage, esp since there's no ventilation/exhaust.

Aggressively mediocre alcove combination-shower otherwise.


TV/ENTERTAINMENT/ACTIVITIES -- 👍 ok

Dated standard definition LG TV ft a small low quality display. A slightly worse TV solution than the Gold Coast.

The gaming floor is where it's at though: tons and tons of slots surrounded by interesting gift shops & chain food.

It also didn't reek of must & smoke 🙏


WI-FI & CELL RECEPTION -- 👎As bad as their other casinos already covered. The BOYD Gaming buildings all equally suffer in this department. Nothing new to report.


FOOD & DRINK -- 👎 poor Fridge is NOT included despite what any booking site suggests. It's a $33 fee.

Room service menu is dense with entrees costing $15-24.

It's odd that they serve a Philly Cheesesteak but 0 NOLA cuisines. Strange execution.

Not the slightest bit allergen-friendly/aware so It's a pass anyway.

in-room:

❌ microwave (mini)

❌ mini-fridge (small)

❌ coffee

❌ tea

❌ wet-bar

❌ mini-bar


NOISE -- 👎 poor Far from soundproof. Slightly better acoustics than Gold Coast.


LOCATION -- 👍 good I felt safe as a minority. Armed security on the casino floor & by elevators presence was strong.

No dedicated ride-share area so pickup can be difficult for new drivers.


RATING/RECOMMENDATION

Price:  $91.98/night

Was it worth it: no.

Best part: the valet.

It's a clone of the Gold Coast Hotel & Casino, with a tacky & unnecessary gimmick.

Would not return nor recommend.

3/5 ⭐️


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