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Hotel Stratford


SERVICE & TRANSITIONS -- Fantastic hospitality; the kindest service persons I've seen operate a hotel.

For an electronic-assisted checkin, the process is really slow (they could really learn a thing or two from the Little House brand).

Transitions aren't strong:

Small lobby; really tight + slow elevators; narrow stairs; keycard required at every transition.

Waiting for a lift can take MANY minutes & traveling to an upper floor is just as slow.

Stairs are an option if you're comfortable with many flights of narrow steps.

Latest checkout offered 12pm @ $50, crazy steep for a no-frills hotel❌❌❌


ROOM (601, 714) -- Cozy, Cute, Budget, Aromatic, modern, & well-maintained.

3rd-party booking site pictures do a poor job representing this one, so call ahead to confirm your room type.

I found it confusing to navigate or identify which rooms have what features, even in-person. Room for improvement in transparency & quality of their booking system.

A minimal work desk is installed. It's tiny and lacking ergonomics; a bummer for doing any real sitting work. Windows are also sealed shut in some configurations. 😭

The improvised wardrobe/storage was very clever!


BED -- A clean & tidy queen mattress. For those that enjoy old-school spring beds, you're in luck.

Sleep quality was not good for me though. I never made it through a full night w/o waking up.

Duvet & linens were pristine & airy.

Pillows were decent.


BATH -- Either a split-bath design or full-bath, depending on the room. Both types include a box walk-in shower, streamlined design with bath products included.

Temperatures & water pressure were satisfactory. It's a difficult experience for those with larger builds.

No tub options, unless you win the lotto & procure the Stratford king room type.

⚠️ Towels provided by request only. ⚠️


TV/ENTERTAINMENT -- Expectations were low given the profile of this hotel, but some of these patterns were

odd.

~40" Samsung smart TV mounted rather high. No physical wiggle room due to the choice of mount.

Thankfully a Netflix integration is built in & they sprung for DirecTV!

⚠️TV resets every day at 3am even while using which can be inconvenient.


WI-FI & CELL RECEPTION --  Maximum reception (Verizon).

Internet bandwidth was free & tolerable.

--Performance--

Video streaming - average

Online gaming - average

Video chatting - average

--Nerd Stats--

16-56 Mbps download

4-18 Mbps upload

0% packet loss

7 ms latency

14 ms jitter


FOOD & DRINK -- Not DoorDash friendly. There are drinks served in the lobby, but thats all the convenience you get with this one when it comes to nourishment.

In-room/on-floor:

❌ microwave

❌ mini-fridge

❌ in-room coffee

❌ vending machines

❌ ice

✅ tea


NOISE -- Minimal/quiet. You're still at the mercy of being inside the city (sirens, unhomed, horns, etc) so YMMV.


LOCATION -- Right in the thick of it (Union Square)! Literal steps away from designer stores, tours, & public transit.

Good security practices made me feel safe.


RATING

It's a competitive location & hospitality was unforgettable. Although "no frills", they will do what they can to make your stay comfortable. The Chancellor is still my goto in this same category, but I could see myself staying here again & would recommend it for those that need a barebones property.

4.5/5 ⭐️


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