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Element, Houston Vintage Park


SERVICE -- 👍 great

I arrived in the dead of the night, but the receptionist still had a great attitude & was swift with the check-in.

She simultaneously handled some obnoxious guests with incredible grace & professionalism.


TRANSITIONS -- 👎 poor

The aesthetic in public spaces has a very cool vibe. After progressing through the lobby, the allure sharply declines. The halls weren't pretty... Temperatures were also unbearable for Texas. Trash pickup was also too infrequent.


ROOM  (Accessible, King) -- 👎 poor

The status quo Element layout, slightly modified for Accessibility.

If you've stayed in one, you've stayed in them all, nothing to lambaste about this time (the Elements @ San Jose airport is the best example IMO).

The only con was the condition/upkeep (again). Cleaning standards were fine; this room just looked & felt very worn.

Not a good vibe or lasting impression.


BED --  👍 great

Good enough for recharging during a layover ✈️.


BATH --  👍 good

Clean & functional. No time to evaluate the shower.


TV/ENTERTAINMENT -- 👍 good

A 48-50" LG TV. I watched a few hours of cable and the quality was fine. 

The remote is a disaster ergonomically though, but that's a Marriott brand decision. 


WI-FI & CELL RECEPTION -- 👎 poor

Excellent cellular coverage in the room, but bare-minimum wireless.

--Performance--

Video streaming - average

Online gaming - average

Video chatting - average 

--Nerd Stats--

4-10 Mbps download 

7-10 Mbps upload

0% packet loss

31 ms latency

29 ms jitter


FOOD & DRINK -- 👍 great

A full kitchenette stocked with multiple sets of ready to use dining & cook ware.

in-room:

✅microwave (full-size)

✅mini-fridge (full-size)

✅coffee

✅tea

❌ wet-bar

❌ mini-bar


NOISE -- 👍 great

Based off a single brief night, I have no complaints.


LOCATION -- 👍 ok

Security presence is noticeable & made me feel safe. 

Rideshare pickups & drop-off geography is a failure. The default GPS locations were always wrong. Someone should submit corrections to Google maps & co.


VERDICT

Price: free~

Was it worth it: yes

Best part: hospitality

Functionally it was fine & I liked the customer service.

Cosmetically it's a nightmare where it matters most since this is an extended stay destination.

Maintenance & a possible reno are overdue. It did not "feel" great/comfortable to be in.

Will not return; lukewarm recommendation.

3/5 ⭐️


@mrstaycation



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