One man, one review, one hotel at a time.

 

NO AI generated content.

NO digitally enhanced images.

NO plagiarized/unverifiable writings.

NO sponsored/endorsed/promotional experiences.

 

Just solo, authentic, & unbiased reviews of hotel bookings in North America, Oceania, & Asia* (TBD🥳🎉🙌).

 

I promise, I do not need whatever you're selling -- it won't fit in my carry-on.

(the zipper may be broken but I have everything I need in this life)

 

tl;dr Autistic & obsessed with hotels. 

Don't over complicate this.

 

Safe travels!

 

Yelp Elite Squad reviews (2023-2024)
Room Walkthrough Videos [Youtube]
Random travel pics [Instagram]
Google Guide [Maps]
(coming soon) Live Reviews [Twitch? YT?]